A Guy Sits Down In A Diner And Asks For A Bowl Of Hot Chili...
November 28, 2016
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
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